The Happy List
Vicomte de Valvert: Monsieur, your nose... your nose is rather large.
Cyrano de Bergerac: Rather?
Vicomte de Valvert: Oh, well...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Is that all?
Vicomte de Valvert: Well of course...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Oh, no, young sir. You are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things. Why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated on the spot. PRACTICAL: How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape! A cape? Say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio? KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on. CAUTIOUS: Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy. ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea. SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer! RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships? These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: Ass!
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

barbarastanwyck:

The Great Man’s Lady (1942)

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

vineforlife:

How to Get Your Girl Back (W/ Michael Tremaine & Sami Gresham ) 💞

nnybunny:


DIM

An anne gwish
she was fun to draw
nny
jimmy
devi
HNB
youll be able to buy a print of any of these at my booth at G.A.M.E in october. (also mini doughboy statues and happy noodle boy statues)

nnybunny:

DIM

An anne gwish

she was fun to draw

nny

jimmy

devi

HNB

youll be able to buy a print of any of these at my booth at G.A.M.E in october. (also mini doughboy statues and happy noodle boy statues)

ikimaru:

found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr

why-i-love-comics:

Deadpool Vs. Carnage #1

written by Cullen Bunnart by Salvador Espin

why-i-love-comics:

Deadpool Vs. Carnage #1

written by Cullen Bunn
art by Salvador Espin